"Not Drunk, Just Dead Inside...Thanks, Wedding Season" Rocks Glass
For the wedding vendor who’s been smiling through sparkler exits, dodging drunken uncles, and surviving marathon weekends on nothing but granola bars and sheer willpower — this one’s for you.
Our "Not Drunk, Just Dead Inside...Thanks, Wedding Season" rocks glass delivers a brutally honest (and hilariously relatable) take on vendor life. Whether you're decompressing with a drink, hydrating with ice water, or sipping your seventh cold brew of the day, this glass says what you're really feeling — so you don’t have to.
• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
